Fartistic Licence
the art of creatively reshaping the true facts concerning a past release of carbon dibaxide
“mr darcy, i find it most difficult to credit your -ssertion that miss bennet was responsible for the beefy eggo that cleared the dance floor not five minutes ago.. for one thin, the miasma concerned was distinctly reminiscent of the c-sserole i observed you yourself consuming last night, whereas i have it on good authority that miss bennet is a vegetarian. if that was fartistic licence, darcy, then it was dashed bad form.”
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