fartistic


a work of art lacking in technique but still amusing and creative. carelessness or the artists apathy being it’s strongest quality.
a toilet seat picture frame.
one who is capable of wide ranges of flatchulence.
karl – “my god man, was that donny farting in the kitchen?”
chad- “yep, he is gifted huh? very fartistic…”

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