fartitude
somebody who pushes their farts out as loud as possible hoping to cause misery and suffering
eeeeew, i’m not getting in the elevator with him, he has “fart-tude”
i hate sharing a bed with someone who has “fart-tude”
strength of sphincter and mind that allow one to hold his or her flatulence in
laura bush: how was your lunch, dear?
gwb: it was the best tex-mex i had in a while. the refried beans were outta this world. i must have had three servings!
laura bush: here are some beanos for you darling. we’ll be spending the afternoon with the putins, you know…
gwb: you take me for an old fart? dont need them beanos!
laura bush: i admire your fart-tude, mr president
a state of mind in which one farts in public without caring if anyone around them hears it.
danny showed some serious fart-tude by loudly dropping -ss in the middle of church.
the measurement of how far and at what angle the fart is spreaded out.
like oh my gosh, your fart-tude is like out of this world.
your fart-tude is 10 m.
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