fartknights


an elite group of people who try to rid the world of smelly people such as frankie and frankies dad. it’s ranks consist of over 10 members, each from their own backround and origin. every halloween they come together once again to launch an all out -ssault on the smelly people.
we are the fartknights we came to save you all!!!

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