fartkus


often misconceiced to be of latin origin, this word actually derived from post-modern english slang.

this word was once used to describe flatulating while kissing a beloved and was considered the deepest sign of comfort and offection towards the receiver of the odorus kiss.

today, this word is modernly used to describe flatulence that puckers the -n-s. in rectal punctuation, it is known as an exclamation point “!”
“my belov’d received thyne fartkus…love knows no bounds”

“did you hear that fartkus?? your b-tt just said, ‘ooooooh, snap!'”
someone you dont like

or a stupid b–b
talkin to some 1 you dont like – your a fartkus

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