fartland


an imaginary land where the inhabitants are mobilizied by fart flight.
“man, i was in fartland last night… those little sh-tters were flying all over the place! propelled by their own -ss g-ss!”

“no way?!”
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the heaven (and sometimes h-ll) of farts. where they come from and go back to after the stork delivers them into your colon and out your -ss.
“the poor little fart escaped my -sshole to return to fartland where he could be back with his family. ”
a world of imagination where everyone lives by flatulation.
if there were none they would all rot from fresh air and die.
without fart we die
we will not live in fartland and thats not good.

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