fartlash
the involuntary and violent rearward snapping of the head and neck when encountering a horrific smelling egg fart.
dude 1: (lets huge, stinky fart) ahhhhh, that felt good. unfortunately the egg salad sandwich i ate for lunch is coming back to haunt me!
dude 2: upon entering same airsp-ce as dude #1, head snapping backward in disgust, starts to cough and gag uncontrollably.
dude 1: ohhh, sorry for the fartlash, bro!
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