Fartnesia


1. the act of everyone in the vicinity of an odour of -n-l origin (ooao) denying culpability.

2. smelling a fart in a room/area where one is alone; yet not remembering the sensation of p-ssing any gas.
‘everyone denied that the smell originated with them. someone must be suffering from fartnesia!’

‘i was in my room when a foul odour of -ss gas came across me but i dont remember farting- is there a plate of cheese under my bed or do i have fartnesia?’

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