fartnuckle


a fart so voluminous that after it has been expelled from your system you have to tighten up your belt by at least one buckle.

fartnuckles are best experienced when they’re a total surprise.

you’d think it would be call a “fartbuckle” but it’s actually “fartnuckle,” with an “n.” and to be clear, it’s not “fartknuckle” with a “kn.” it’s just an “n.”
for any game of thrones fans:
one horn is a fartnuckle, two horns wildlings, three horns white walkers

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