Fartootled
when you awaken yourself from a deep sleep by farting.
especially embarr-ssing in the company of a sleeping companion.
you look over to see if your partner has been fartootled by your flatulence as well.
i was resting soundly beside a hunky man and suddenly i fartootled myself awake! how embarr-ssing!!
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