farwhanger
a b–b, a guy who tries to walk in the duel universe of being cool and a nerd. example, skinny kid who drives dad’s hummer, in advanced math cl-sses, but smokes and drinks. tries out for football teams after the cut so he can wear the jersey.
look at that dude, i bet he cries himself to sleep. nice ride though, has eminem blasting. wait … did he just pull into the math club parking sp-ce? what a farwhanger.
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