fartreezing
when you really need to fart but you’re in public so you slowly open and close your b-tt-cheeks while forcing out small farts. sometimes this can lead to sharting if done to fast.
you: i really need to fart but we’re in public! what do i do!
friend: try fartreezing, it helps.
you: thanks man! it’s really working.
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