farty feet
when your feet squeak and make fart noises on the non-carpeted floor, and the person there with you or on the phone with you thinks you’re farting.
-can’t stop making fart noises-
josh: are you feeling okay? you’re so g-ssy.
mandy: i swear it’s just farty feet!
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