Farty Marty


farty marty had a party and all the farts were there,
tutti fruity laid a beauty and they all went out for air.
farty marty had a party, tutti fruity let a beauty, and everyone had to go out for air.
1.) someone who is very special to you
2.) a person who likes to fart a lot
3.) a little puppy or dog
“w-ssup my farty marty! i love chu a lot!”
most often used to refer to a guy named “marty” or “martin” who has a flatulence problem.
at the wedding party, farty marty stained his bastedo pants after one of his farts “went too far” & came out a bit runny.

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