fartyx


any person who farts in a bathtub full of water and then sniffs the bubbles as they emerge. also, a general reference, based upon this knowledge, to a dumb-ss.
he caught the clap from his girlfriend and she told him that he must have contracted it from a commode seat and he believed her – what a fartyx!

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