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• Fap Roulette

  a list of p-rn stars or p-rnographic material is numbered. then a dice can be rolled or a number generated and which number is given the player must m-st-rb-t- to the material of the corresponding number i can’t choose a p-rn star to fap to. i’ll do a fap roulette to decide chatroulette is an […]

• nerdogance

  not to be confused with “nerdigence”, nerdogance is the certain brand of arrogance that applies to nerds who have a misplaced arrogance due to their -ssumed knowledge in an esoteric nerdy subject. nerdogance manifests itself when the nerd in question feels insecure in social situations and uses their knowledge in sci fi, computers, etc. to […]

• Nippy Noodles

  coldness which makes your nipples stiffen – very much like stipples, fripples (which are the name of the nipple in the cold). ‘it’s very nippy noodles today isn’t it?’ a coldness which is rather apparent in older school cl-ssrooms, or brisk mornings. refers to the words nippy, meaning cold, and noodles, meaning long stringy pasta […]

• No means yes situation

  when you tell the loveliest woman ever to not to use her s-xy voice, but you secretly never want her to stop hey, lovely, stop using that s-xy voice! this is a no means yes situation.

• Nomekop

  the act of surrept-tiously “kop”-ing pokemon trading cards in copious amounts, usually in major supermarkets such as target, walmart, and, if you are a bad-ss, toys ‘r’ us. it is pokemon spelled backwards it is an art of repossession it is an ongoing, international compet-tion to have nomekop-ed the most packs –in one session, –in […]

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