fas
fas: funny -ss sh-t
now used in place of the bland “lol”.
feline -ss-ssination squad. a non profit organization keeping cats in check by any means necessary. f.a.s. is always on the scene when a cat is breaking the law or putting any human in danger. cats that are dealt with by f.a.s. are usually never heard from again. f.a.s. is worldwide and always expanding seeking any individual willing to “do what needs to be done” to keep mankind safe from these cats who think they are above the law. to join please submit a resume at your nearest f.a.s. headquarters.
f.a.s. is similar to the dog catcher, but for cats
fetal alcohol syndrome-caused by women drinking while pregnant. results in having a retarted baby.
omg, that maddy girl was such a fas baby today.
f-cking awesome syndrome. when someone is just so amazing that no other words can describe it, they have fas.
some dude at the party told me i have fas! i’ve never been so happy in my life!
flat -ss syndrome. a bad condition where a person (usually a guy) has an unnaturally flat -ss and makes their pants look like potato sacks.
person 1: holy f-ck. that guy has no -ss!
person 2: i know! they must have fas.
f.a.s.- f-ck -ss sh-t. generally a person who acts like a f-ck -ss and sh-ts on everyhting else. your typical rich white chedda mother f-cker.or a person that just doesnt give a sh-t about anything. work any retail job and your sure to cross one.
that last customer was a real f.a.s. spent 2 hours helping him and he didn’t buy anything.
anyone that stays on there cell phone while you are trying to talk to them is a real f.a.s.
stands for “fat arm syndrome”
a person with more than necessary arm fat.
“can you see mary’s fas flapping in the wind?”
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