fashion before function


when something is more about the appearence than the functionality or working.
literal meaning: “i don’t understand girls with high heels, it’s fashion before function.” (high heels are extremely uncomfortable, but fashionable)
joke-like/metaphorical meaning:

-look at that poser, can he even ollie?
-i don’t think so, fashion before function. (posers only look good, they can’t do sh-t)
p.s. i’m not a native-speaker, so the examples might be a bit lame, but i’m pretty sure the definition is right.

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