Fashionable Wanker


a male, typically between the ages of 16-24 who likes to think they are the best. they would most probably have the hottest girlfriend and walk around like they are a g-d… likes to think they dress very well.
“hey, do you know ella’s brother?”

“yeah, he’s a bit of a fashionable w-nker”

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