faslane


britain’s nuclear headquarters, home to four m-ssive submarine-like tridents.

comfortably near glasgow, because the yanks still think of scotchland as bunnies and sheepsh-ggers and billy connely, and a a-bomb widna stop oor spirit from rising!!

b-ll-cks.

if some terrorist was to blow up faslane, glasgow would be obliterated.
tridents are able to blow up the wholw world easily, and use our tax money to pay for it. sh-t.
yank.yeehaw, this sure is pretty! this must be fas-lane…is that a whale honey?

yank b-tch.well, its big and black, but it seems to be shooting white stones into the sky.

yank.is that a siren?

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