Fassbender
1. (verb) an attempt to seduce or entice a female into an amorous or s-xual situation; often facilitated through an intense, non-verbal stare. derived from actor michael f-ssbender’s powerful performance in the 2011 film shame.
2. (adjective) to display the qualities of f-ssbendering.
1. last night was a total success – my buddy and i f-ssbendered a couple of girls at the bar and woke up in their apartment.
2. did you see the f-ssbender look that handsome guy just gave me? i know who i’m going home with tonight…
(noun) to m-st-rb-t- vigorously, while putting 3 fingers in your -n-s. more than 3 fingers do not const-tute a f-ssbender.
this type of masturbation tries to explain the s-xual conflict michael f-ssbender put himself into in the movie “shame”, as he engaged intercourse with both male and female partners.
1. “after that girl rejected me, i went home and had a f-ssbender, while i was crying and eating ice cream.”
2. “hey guys! let’s watch the expendables and have multiple f-ssbenders!”
the foremost description for a bearded ill-strator chap named dan. also the surname of a home-erotic actor with a panchant for greek mythology
“oi dan you f-ssbender.”
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