Fassbük


1. a heavily accented pr-nunciation of facebook from no particular country, but still notable by it’s difference from the standard english pr-nunciation.
2. a standard, shortened response to anything that could be found or researched on facebook.
3. a nonsensical self-reference to the term f-ssbük itself that actually means nothing at all. often used to avoid discussion altogether.
4. a greeting among facebook users.
5. a variation on the term f-ssbook.

proper spelling includes the double-dots over the letter “u” – “f-ssbük”, but not necessary.
also, the act of using “f-ssbük” or facebook-related activities is referred to as “f-ssbüken”.
1. “we should stay in touch… get at me on f-ssbük!”, “ya for sure am checking der f-ssbük!”
2. “all that drama just happened! how’d you find out already?” “f-ssbük.”
3. “haven’t seen you for a minute! what you been up to?” “f-ssbük.” “what does that even mean?” “f-ssbük.” “i didn’t ask you…” “f-ssbük.” “aw forget it!!”
4. “yo! what’s up, my dude!” “f-ssbük!!!” “f-ssbük!!!!!”
5. “man dat gyal always deh pon f-ssbük.”

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