Fast food crawl


a fast food crawl is when a group of friends sets out on a journey to all fast food chain restaurants in the surrounding area, and consumes a minimum of two items from the menu. of the two items, one must be a potato based substance (i.e. fries, wedges, mashed potatoes) or appetizer, while the second is the staple dish or meal offered by the chain. finally the patrons of the crawl must also purchase a minimum of a medium drink at every restaurant.
yo j did you hear that e and i went on that fast food crawl last week? man i haven’t taken a solid dump in a week, iv’e just been slapping t-rds since.

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