fast glide


another name for a ninja poo. a super fast visit to the toilet. zero wiping required. just fires out and you’re done.
guy 1: i just need to drop the kids off at the pool.

-2 minutes later-

guy 2: that was quick!

guy 1: yeah, just had a wonderful fast glide.

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