fast hand jack


a person who spends 20 to 21 hours a day learning pointless skills in any sport or activity.
-football
-poker
-teabaggin
-avin a ogwin
-turkish googelin’
fast hand jack-guys i can now do it 5 times faster (in any of the above)

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