Fast Lane Cork


when someone is clogging up the fast lane by going less than 20 mph over the limit. typically, it’s either a clueless geezer or someone engrossed in a dazzling cell phone discussion unaware of the constipation-like backup behind them. when the cork finally pops and the back up starts flowing, so do the middle fingers.
a freaking fast lane cork made me late for work today.

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