fast-laned
when a woman with a fatherless child tries to get a new guy to be the new father within a few weeks of dating. he’s getting ‘fast-laned’ into a family he didn’t start.
“mikey’s only been with her a month and the kid’s calling him ‘dad’. i think he’s getting fast-laned!”
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