fast piss


peeing/ urinating very fast or swiftly because-
1) you are in a hurry coz ur fav t.v. show has started
2) loo smells bad
3) someone else has to use the bathroom

normally people take a fast p-ss because of the 2nd reason.
hey man, your loo smells so bad. first, i decided not to go in there but it was urgent so i took a fast p-ss.

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