fast widow


the term used to describe a woman who has ensured that her date leaves a venue, such as a bar, restaurant, or party, so that she may remain and prospect for eligible males. a particularly popular in online dating.
louis’ date pulled a fast widow, hitting on half the guys at the bar after he left.

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