fastidious


an adjective that describes a person or something that is hard to please.
the child’s fastidious appet-te resulted in the family going to a different restaurant.
in a hurry to tidy dirty areas.
uhh…my mom iz on her way home and the place is a lil dirty, so i was fastidious and tidied up tha place
what agent argenti says to try to prove that he can power his scooter on his own s-xiness. the word that the dungeon master uses on dirty ho bags right before he pounds them like a champ.
aaron: yo b-tch you are very fastidious today.
dirty ho bag: thanks can you argentify me tonight in your rv that is powered by your s-xiness.
aaron: yo b-tch what do you think i used the word fastidious for.
dirty ho bag: can you give me a tony danza afterwards.
aaron: it comes with the argentification, in the rv.
dirty ho bags: you love dirty ho bags don’t you and you also love green trackpants.
aaron: f-ck yeah
to get stupid quick or be dumbstruck.
bubba prayed he wouldn’t get an attack of the fastidious again and get all tongue-tied as he prepared to ask jolene to join him in the back seat.
to be a lover of br–sts but very critical and not easy to please.
bubba looked at jolene’s ample rack and wished they were d-cups, and maybe a little more pert, a push-up bra couldn’t hurt…screw that lift and seperate sh-t…they’d look better mashed together….embar-ssed standing in jolene’s doorway he quickly made flickering eye contact and introduced himself to his blind date, “hooters..i mean hi…i’m b–ba…uh, bubba…i’m kinda nipple…i mean nervous…kinda fast-ttyous…fastidious….” jolene t-ttered…bubba took it as a good sign.

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