fastpass noob


refers to visitors at any disney theme park. essentially either a disney visitor who doesn’t use fastp-sses or poorly organizes their schedule to result in the use of foolish fastp-ss decisions. also for people who use fastp-sses on rides where it is completely unnecessary, such as the st-tch ride or any show.
wow, look at those fastp-ss noobs. they just got a fastp-ss for buzz lightyear when it has a 10 minute wait and sp-ce mountain has a 60 minute wait.

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