fat bastardry
going out to eat and ordering a large stack of pancakes ala mode as a follow-up to the meal.
i thought he said “pound cake ala mode” when she asked if we wanted dessert, but then she came back with 3 huge pancakes covered with ice cream, whipped cream and fudge! that’s some serious fat b-st-rdry!
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