Fat Brandon


a sandwich consisting of steak, bacon, chick fingers, french fries, melted cheddar cheese, mozzarella sticks, ketchup, and mayonnaise. it is generally made on a lunch truck in the city of newark by a small little man with curly hair who is thoroughly excited by the word fat brandon and has an odd unknown accent. this particular sandwich often brings on sudden erection and spontaneous -j-c-l-t–n. women have been known to -rg-sm just at the sight of this sandwich. it often makes people have a sudden urge to receive a blumpkin.
“this fat brandon was so good i need to change my underwear.”

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