fat chick pizza
pizza that usually has fresh mozzarella, copious tomatoes, broccoli, and anything else that’s healthy. it is so named because it’s what fat girls order every time in an attempt to show who ever they’re with that they’re healthy and they should not be so fat.
(ironically this pizza will have more calories than plain)
i’ll have two slices of the pesto and spinach pizza.
ok, 2 pieces of fat chick pizza it is.
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