lebanese blonde
high quality hashish. the best comes from turkey. first exported in early 1970s.
so, you got some of that lebanese blonde?
a mixed drink consisting of 2 parts soda water, 1 part goldschläger (just for the gold flakes), 1 part lebanese arak, and 1 part warm disaronno (yes, i said “warm”). has a pale reddish-gold color and warm temperature and taste….like an actual lebanese blonde.
bartender: what’ll it be?
patron: yeah, i’d like a lebanese blonde.
bartender: sorry we’re fresh out of arak.
patron: wha da f-k! that’s like saying we’re fresh outta p-ssy!
the word “blonde” has a special meaning in lebanon. women there define any other woman in the world. watch out, they are blonde and smart and that what makes the lebanese women gain their t-tle: the lebanese secret weapon “i’m blonde, i’m smart, i’m bieutyfull, so i must be lebanese!”
“i’m blonde, i’m smart, i’m bieutyfull, so i must be lebanese!”
a lebanese blonde is worth 10000 other women
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