fat chick

a woman who is larger than average size and may or may not be obese. one of the best women to be around.
that fat chick is so s-xy. why does everyone make fun of her?
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a girl who has a bit more fat on her thank other people. usually made fun of even more than fat guys. are usually stereotyped as having to pay for their own love.. which is sort of mean.
johnny likes fat chicks because they are all doughy and soft.
the dark shame in every guys past. we’ve all made the mistake.
“dude, i cant believe you f-cked a fat chick.”

“f-ck you, you’ve done it before”

“oh yeah”
what the typical american male (usually none too slim himself) doesn’t want to hook up with, usually because he thinks that it will hurt his “image.”
“is there anything sadder than ‘no fat chicks’ stretched across a beer gut?”
not known for their visual appeal, a fat chick is usually a highly s-xually active female with disproportionate quant-ties of fat cells.

a fat chicks (sic) hypers-xuality was thought to have originated from an obligation, and indeed a disposition, and an undeniable urge to procreate with members of the male h-m-sapien race to degrees considered ‘promiscuous’ (references needed)

a fat chicks mating routine has gained notriety through what most describe as being generally violent in nature. although the male partner initially consents, he is often discouraged shortly after intercourse is initiated, and is held against his will until the point of critical fatness, also known as event horizon (references needed).

it has been estimated that there are 10,000,000,000 fat chicks on planet earth.
“there’s another fat chick.”
a large to extremely large woman/lady/girl whom usually tries to claim that she’s one of the one in one hundred who actually do have glandular problems while eating a big mac and a small bucket of fench fries. they are usually whiny and obsessive, and tend to stalk normal human beings for long periods of time hoping that the person in question will start to give a rats -ss about her.
1) the fat chicks following me again, will she go away if i give her some doritos?

2) fat chicks need love to.
the most s-xually appealing of all girls, but everyone is too embar-ssed to admit it.
johnny (out loud): “hey everyone, look at that nasty fat chick!”

johnny (in head): being straddled by those thick, juicy thighs would be the greatest experience one could possibly imagine. all of the supermodels out there are just gross skeletons.
a “fat chick” is a woman who is above average in physical size. any woman who wears a size 18 or larger dress is likely to be a fat chick. (this number has been revised upward, from size 14.) often, these females shop at stores such as lane bryant, and considered to be plus-sized. being a fat chick does not mean that the female is ugly or unattractive; rather, she is simply significantly larger than the typical normal-sized woman. fat chicks are often called big beautiful women, or bbws, because they are exactly that, big and beautiful.
1. i know my girlfriend is a fat chick, but i love her anyway.
2. your ex-girlfriend is really hot, now that she put on a few pounds and is a fat chick. you might want to hook up with her again.
3. that bar that has free tacos during happy hour is a great place to pick up fat chicks.

4. dude, that no fat chicks b-mper sticker on your truck is causing you to miss out on some really great women!