Fat Commander


usually characterized by an inexperienced, obese female armed with a small degree of authority in unimportant situations. the fat commander stubbornly domineers the workplace environment in an effort to accomplish meaningless goals and tasks based on their criteria, while ignoring all personal shortcomings such as bad breath or body odor.
ah sh-t boys, here comes that fat commander!

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