Fat Convoy


two or more fat people riding together in motorized carts, scooters, electric grocery carts, electric wheelchairs, or any other ‘-ssisted mobility’ product.

most of these can be found fairly easily in grocery stores not only the mammoth amount of sp-ce they consume, but the sound of their mobility unit’s motor and/or chains screaming in pain as they move, and the constant ‘beeping’ they make as they inch along in reverse.
i wanted to go down the cereal aisle, but my way was blocked by a fat convoy.

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