Fat Damon


someone who resembles a heavier matt damon and hits on women in public.
the only way to defend against a fat damon is to address everyone in the vicinity, and in the most r-t-rded voice possible proclaim, “faaaaat daaaamon”.
guy1: “hey buddy, you better keep an eye on your girl. looks like she’s getting fat damoned at the bar.”

guy2: approaches the bar gaining the attention of all around and proclaims in a r-t-rded voice, “faaaaaat daaaaamon.”
an insult towards fat people. the humor of the term gets its punch because it rhymes with actor matt damon.
doug: carrie! you are abusive towards me! you make fun of my weight all the time!

carrie: i do not!

doug: oh yeah? what about the time you called me fat damon? that was five minutes ago!!

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