Fat enough to bend light
if someone is morbidly rotund, obese, or even a little overweight they can be described as being ‘fat enough to bend light’. this derives from the fact that m-ssive solar bodies like the sun have enough gravitational pull to alter the path of light rays, a process known as bending. hence if you suggest someone is fat enough to bend light you are implying they have a weight equivalent to a large star, i.e. many millions of tonnes, and hence must be mocked as such.
“golly gosh, that poor girl is fat enough to bend light!”
“ha! ha! ha! mich-lles husband is fat enough to bend light. let’s go give him a cake!”
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