fat kid at heart
a phrase to describe a person who is not physically overweight/obese who enjoys two or more of the following: -loves to eat (especially in excess)
-loves food
-tasting and trying new food
-loves to cook and bake
-loves bacon
⚠not to be confused with a foodie or a chowhound, fat kids at heart are far from sn-bbish and much too lazy to strategize meticulously for each meal, instead there much more down to earth and not above eating cheap off brand food.
friend: why does your skinny -ss eat like a pig?
me: cause i’m a fat kid at heart now shut up and eat your cupcake!
🔹layman’s terms: a skinny person with food junkie fat kid habits and tendencies.
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