fat kid diabetes
slang for self-induced type 2 diabetes.
generally caused by drinking a gallon or so of soda per day, shunning vegetables, scarfing down fast food, donuts, candy, and topping it all off with a habit of sitting on ones -ss 99% of the time.
bill: dude, big fat dan went to the doctor, and guess what?
jerry: fat kid diabetes?
bill: yes. a shocker, no?
jerry: indeed.
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