fat kid syndrome
fat kid syndrome is a very common disease among young to middle aged men/boys which causes one to break out in proclamations of love for any member of the preferred s-x showing the slightest bit of attention and/or infatuation. therefore leading to immense heartbreak and or sudden pains in the lower abdomen symptoms include various pictures of said adored person posted throughout their mysp-ce profile, extreme desperation such as exchanging affection and “love” through imaginary and e-relationships, and loss of time attempting to swoon said person resulting in loss of friends and being kicked out your band
ridgeway- heyy i hear our former band member has fat kid syndrome
c–nie- yuhhh
when one constantly thinks about food. it is especially common to think about eating a meal and think about another.
man, this burrito is delicious…i want french fries. 5 minutes and 3 hamburgers later…i want ice cream…and fish sticks.
d-mn dude you got major fat kid syndrome.
(n) when a person becomes lethargic and disabled to perform any physical acts. the person will have heavy breathing, sweating and/or trouble walking. this syndrome is caused by a physical activity or a heavy meal. the side effects also includes drowsiness and unconscious. it is closely related to food coma.
guy a: i walked two blocked and now i’m sweating and breathing like a fat kid.
guy b: oh, you just have fat kid syndrome
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