Fat Kids Sink Fast
f-ckin’ tight as sh-t band from oly washington
human #1: did you check out fat kids sink fast yesterday?
human #2: f-ckin’ yeah and they were tight as sh-t…. anyways hand over your wallet or i’ll f-cking kill you
human #1: wait a second what the f-ck! when did this turn into a mugging? this was just supposed to be an example.
human #2: yeah and now its an example of a fatal stab wound to the gut. -stabs human #1-
human #3: holy sh-t! whats going on?!?!?!
human #1: its not what it looks like… -stabs human #3 and runs-
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