fat man’s remorse


when one eats too much intentionally and then gets heart burn or feels bloated or throws up immediately afterward
something that girlfriends of fat guys everywhere have to put up with and there’s no remedy to it because fat guys will not listen when it’s in the heat of the moment with that beloved food item
“what’s wrong with mark?”
“oh, he’s just suffering from fat man’s remorse.”

“baby, didn’t i tell you you were going to have fat man’s remorse? that’s why you should’ve have stopped after the 8th piece of chicken!”

“this is the last time i’m experiencing your fat man’s remorse. i’m just going to start withholding s-x from you next time you want to eat those fried twinkies.”

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