Fat mini-van driver


1. often a fat chick behind the wheel of an suv or better known as a mini-van
2. a very dangerous and lazy driver often seen cutting people off and driving others off the road while snacking on a bucket of hungry bucket chicken and a box of donuts
d-mn look at the fat chick drivin while eatin that… oh sh#-@ look the f— out shes coming right for us! (car screeches by) d-mn i told you to take the down that stupid sign! (sign reads: all you can eat!!!)

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