Fat pie
a girl with a fair bit extra round the waist but dd’s or bigger. not very attractive but you probably would after 6 pints. gerald’s favourite type of girl.
dave: look at that fat pie over there jezz!
jezz: oh, i just j-zzed in my pants.
a fat pie is an overweight female, generally with some redeeming features (i.e cracking t-ts or nice face) who is quite tasty, although the term can be used loosely to describe any fatties.
would typically be do-able after about 4 pints.
g’ham: “check out that jailbait!”
dave: “idk man, she’s a bit of a fat pie..”
g’ham: “true, maybe i’d wrap it first.”
fat people like pie,so this comes from fat people eating pie. alas, fatpie.
jenna russell says she has a gland problem, but really, no, she’s just a fatpie
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