Faultugist
when some sort of technological device fails to work when you are alone, but when you call someone to fix it there is nothing wrong, thus making it seem like it was all your fault to begin with…even though you know it was a ghost f–ing with you
me: “hey furto my comp wont turn on”
furto: -pushes on b-tton- “…”
me: “must have been a faultugist”
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