Fat Rob
the most dignified gangster outside of detroit.
a true humanitarian; he sh-ts rainbows, squats in alleys & p-sses high octane fuel straight out of his baby strangler, into a flask to force feed the homeless brunch. dreamweaver will have you thinking it’s make-believe magic, but this is the real canadian deal.
you will fall in love at first sight and will probably spend up to 13% of your youth trying to choke down the irreparable damage your ego will suffer by simply being in his presence for longer then 11-15 seconds.
a true blue musical frankenstein & a real son of a gun.
if you are lucky enough to find fat rob, you should carry him proudly in your front middle pocket for life.
there can be no example, nor re-creation. fat rob is as much as fat rob isn’t.
the name of a very fat, f-lch-ng h-m-s-xual guy named rob
(also see huggie bear)
fat rob felched the homeless guy down the street
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