fat sells

a man of immense size and weight. he can eat five times his bodyweight in one sittin and especially loves b-tter cakes. he was once found p-ssed out eating one of these delacacies. it is rumored that once he was found masterbating with a mixture of melted b-tter and crisco.
fat sells likes b-ttercakes

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